Recession tips from the undead

I have a confession: I read compulsively, but find very little that holds my attention these days. There's just too much bla bla bla out there.

But this... this is a rollicking good read:
6 tips for surviving a recession, taught by World of Warcraft zombies

After all, who would you rather trust for investment advice?

A. Investment advisors
B. The undead